Who is Alex Flint?

I have received a few messages recently asking me to give a good overview of who I really am in a publicly-accessible format. I don’t find it easy to describe myself, but for the benefit of all I’ll give it a shot. Here goes…

My name is Alex. I’m honest and clean and I dress well. I like hiking and paragliding. I know how to make small talk and I have a wealth of fun little factoids to share with you and your colleagues. Example: did you know that the tallest mountain in Argentina has the exact shape of the Tesla Cybertruck?

I’m also absurdly good looking, and I can make fire with my bare hands using a single sheet of paper and a Thompson pencil sharpener. I am the only person to have survived a skydive from above 30,000 ft in both arctic and sub-arctic conditions. I live on my own with my dog and I can host parties for you and your friends in my low-key bachelor pad in the Berkeley hills.

I am a joy to be around. When you spend time with me you will quickly feel the warmth of my presence in your heart. My love will give you the confidence to give up all the pretensions you normally live with and you will find yourself instinctively surrendering the joy of being alive. We will eat and drink and celebrate together on rooftops, laughing like maniacs at the absurdity of the lives we normally live.

Over time, this experience will inspire you to break free of all the constraints that are impeding your life and become the person you were always meant to be. You will live like a prince in the kingdom of life, finding unending nourishment in every breath you take, courageously righting the wrongs of the world, and bravely leading the children of this young world to safety.